Posts Tagged ‘ travel ’

MA101 Flees the State; the Law

Beloved readers, MA101 fought the law and the law won.

Today was a day in court! And the court did not find in my favor.

Therefore, we take to the open road, leaving Madison for the greener fields (though probably less fieldy fields, all things considered) of North Carolina. This is not strictly fleeing the law, but some distance between us will probably be healthy for all parties, much like a struggling marriage.

So today’s (very late) post may have to be a placeholder for the next few days, and I will mostly leave it to you the readers and commentors to discuss: just what heinous crime do you suppose the twisted mind behind MA101 was charged with and found guilty of?

I’m genuinely curious what your impressions will be, you who know me through the lens of this blog. No spoilers if you know!

If you’re good and entertain me with your guesses, I will try to find working internet somewhere in NC to fill you in on the story.

But later. The highway beckons!

Travel Day, Plus Very Fancy Tinfoil for Your Hat

I’m on the road today, so this is necessarily brief, but I have great news for all you paranoids out there!

There’s this thing people use on toll roads now that automatically deducts the toll from their debit cards. It goes by different names in different states (IPass, EZPass, etc.), but the idea is basically the same — little plastic case with a transponder in it that triggers a credit card charge or account deduction every time you pass through a toll plaza.

So when you set up an account and they ship one of these to you they do it by truck, right? From a state that uses one of these systems, and therefore has toll plazas that read them. And your money’s already on it, and they don’t want to charge every IPass in the truck every time it goes past a toll booth, so instead they wrap it in — get this — tinfoil.

Very nice tinfoil, as it happens. Tinfoil with little extra-reflective patterns stamped on it, the better to keep out unwanted radio waves.

Like the ones from space aliens.

Order an IPass. Make yourself a tinfoil hat with the wrappings. It’s the only way to be safe! Now I’m off to test it out at the Rockford toll plaza.

MA101 is not affiliated with the Illinois Tollway in any way, shape, or form. Actually we kind of hate them, when you come down to it. But blocking alien space rays is important, so get yourself some fancy tinfoil for your hat.

Writing Life: Writing on the Go

A good writer takes inspiration from the world around him/her, and my world has involved a lot of moving about lately.  Figuring out how to keep the blog vaguely updated during those travels has been an interesting and occasionally complicating factor, so let’s talk about what to do when your work or your personal life keeps you from the luxurious, wood-paneled study in which you are accustomed to composing.

Or, you know, your fifth-floor walk-up efficiency with pirated wireless.  But wherever you call your writing home, some things you can keep in mind when life takes you away from it…

Work Ahead

If you’re writing on a deadline, or for an updating project with a regular schedule (a M-W-F blog, just for example), the biggest favor you can do yourself is to write a couple articles ahead.  This takes some self-discipline, which is why I almost never manage to do it, but I always wish I had — so do as I say, not as I do.  If possible, just shift your deadlines until you’re one or ideally two ahead — if your articles are due once a week on Friday, have two ready by Friday each week to build up a backlog.  If you slip once in a while, no big deal, but in general try to be adding to your pile of finished or nearly-finished projects.  Of course, this strategy only works if you have a backed-up copy of the advance work that travels with you — I like to mail things to my gmail account as well as keeping them on a flash drive or laptop; even if I forget my flash drive or my files get lost somehow, the Google server is unlikely to give me trouble unless I’m trying to update from China.

Bring a Notebook

This is an idea I’ve talked about in detail before, but it holds especially true on the road — have a notebook that’s small enough to slip inside your backpack/purse at the very least, and ideally that can fit in a pocket if you need it to.  However, since it’s a traveling notebook, you don’t want to trade too much sturdiness away for portability; make sure you’ve got a reasonably stiff cover keeping the pages from getting crumpled or torn off as you walk and paper that won’t smear and run if sweat or rain gets it damp.  I don’t go through notebooks fast enough to have done any serious brand comparisons, but most people say good things about the Moleskin products, and I’ve also had good luck with some of the hand-bound, handmade-paper sorts of journal you sometimes find in import stores or at fair trade exchanges.

Write During Downtime

Travel tends to involve more idle minutes than day-to-day life (unless your job really sucks), so try to use it creatively.  Long delays at airports and train stations are obvious candidates for some serious writing time, since there’s rarely anything else to do during them, but they will also strain battery life unless you happen to find an outlet for your laptop — save often, or better yet just use your pen-and-paper journal.

…and Check Your Battery!

Funnily enough, typing that sentence made me think about batteries and go looking for my own power cable — which I didn’t bring.  So keep an eye on that battery life if you find yourself relying on it, realize that most computers will start automatically shutting themselves off a few percentage points before the 0% marker, and save computer time by writing long-hand and transcribing quickly.  Which I didn’t do, so that’s it for now!  More to come when I get home, or find a way to charge the battery.

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