About the Author – Geoffrey Cubbage
As the title implies, my name’s Geoffrey Cubbage. Misanthropology101 exists almost entirely to be something fun and substantial that pops up when you Google my name, because I’m a freelance writer and frankly I gotta have something to show for it.
Work I’ve actually been paid for is scattered all over the internet. Some of it is funny (like at Cracked.com), some of it is useful (or at least I’ve been dressing better since I started writing for RealMenRealStyle.com), and some of it is written under many layers of pseudonyms because it is so racy it will make your toes curl and your ears burn all at once (you don’t get a link for that one).
I’ve also written for non-web-based employers like an Afghan contractor for USAID, turning big data sets into accessible state-of-the-district reports, and I’ve done constituent and media work for one of our state representatives here in Wisconsin.
So if you need something written, drop me a line. Odds are I can handle the job. And if you’re an agent or a publisher who I’ve approached about a book, well, good job on Googling your potential new author, and enjoy the blog.
Need to reach me? Leave a comment here, and I’ll get a notice in my e-mail. Or you could just crack my complicated code, which uses my first name, followed by a period, followed by my last name, and then “at gmail” and all that other dot com stuff.
Found. Subscribed. I suffer no decision-making disorders
My humble narrator is not so humble at referring to himself in the third-person.
I don’t know – it almost seemed more modest to me, or at least one step distanced from baldly self-promoting statements like “I am an astonishingly good-looking young man”!