Fuzzy Pony Filler, “Horses and Bayonets” Edition
Well, I won’t lie to you. I was going to do a thing about President Obama’s “horses and bayonets” line, and how it’s dangerously close to not promising us all our own individual ponies this time around. I mean, he says “horses and bayonets” like it’s a bad thing, right? Come on, Bammerz. I’m not that into bayonets, but I still want my pony you promised me in the 2008 election.
But the funny’s just not coming today. I think I am all political-commentaried out. Instead, let’s just look at a bunch of fuzzy ponies.
Everyone likes fuzzy ponies, right? Also My Little Pony, hence our little sidebar pony here. Or maybe that will just turn the comments section into a perfect storm of internet hatred for both Obama and bronies, but I never read ‘em anyway! So carry on!
Now, ponies:
Everyone feel better? I feel better.
Now: Obama and bronies. Discuss.
THEY HAVE POLKADOTS!!
They are all spotted today, aren’t they? Probably should have put that in the link. Search engine optimization, yaknow.