MA101 Flees the State; the Law
Beloved readers, MA101 fought the law and the law won.
Today was a day in court! And the court did not find in my favor.
Therefore, we take to the open road, leaving Madison for the greener fields (though probably less fieldy fields, all things considered) of North Carolina. This is not strictly fleeing the law, but some distance between us will probably be healthy for all parties, much like a struggling marriage.
So today’s (very late) post may have to be a placeholder for the next few days, and I will mostly leave it to you the readers and commentors to discuss: just what heinous crime do you suppose the twisted mind behind MA101 was charged with and found guilty of?
I’m genuinely curious what your impressions will be, you who know me through the lens of this blog. No spoilers if you know!
If you’re good and entertain me with your guesses, I will try to find working internet somewhere in NC to fill you in on the story.
But later. The highway beckons!
Were you arrested for trashing Scott Walker Yard signs?
Ha! A fair guess, from my posted content. But no, I would never interfere with another person’s political expression, even a foolish expression. “The people have spoken, the idiots,” as my father occasionally says. I was not in trouble for stealing or destroying yard signs.
You publically denounced the Packers and burned a cheesehead-hat in effigy?
I don’t think I’d have made it to the state line if I’d done anything that heinous. But hardly likely — I’ve become deeply fond of the Packers since moving to Wisconsin. Community-owned, you know? It appeals to my red-bleeding socialist heart.
Im going to go way out on a limb and say it was alcohol related.
Well…the CHARGES weren’t alcohol-related.
I still want to know at some future time. I suppose if I have to guess, well, the only crime I remember seeing written about here is copyright related.