“Drink Responsibly” and Other Hilarious Signs
I’m slowly getting better about using my iPhone to take pictures when I see entertaining blog fodder.
For example, I paused yesterday to admire a particularly irresponsible beer ad on the side of a grocery store:
I know “get shitfaced; it’s fun” is the subtext of most beer ads, but it’s usually a little further sub than “every great story needs a beginning,” which is pretty much just another way to say “you’re too much of a pussy to have fun without getting safely buzzed first.”
For extra hilarity, they paired the slogan with the usual beer ad disclaimer:
And I don’t really have any wordplay for this other one, but I think we can all agree that the one kid looks like she’s not wearing pants, yes?
“Neighborhood House,” indeed. I’ve been to neighborhoods like that before, if you know what I mean.